25 Great Moments In Brutal Honesty
http://www.manofest.com/Galleries/Funny/25-Great-Moments-In-Brutal-Honesty/Honest-Liquor-Store-8926.html#joomimg
Richard Simmons calls a Redneck - BEST EVER PRANK CALL
20 Things In Nature That Look Exactly Like Boobs
http://whipitoutcomedy.com/2009/10/06/20-things-in-nature-that-look-exactly-like-boobs/
Most Hilarious Photo Booth Pranks
Jews, Spics, Niggers, Pansies and a Booger-Eating Moron
I Beat Anorexia
http://www.manofest.com/Galleries/Funny/40-People-Wearing-T-Shirts-They-Shouldn-t-Be-Wearing/40-People-Wearing-T-Shirts-They-Shouldn-t-Be-Wearing-269.html
Star Trek Meets Monty Python
Banned Commercials - Durex
Bill Cosby Noah
Punchlines To The 100 Most Offensive Jokes of All-Time
http://coedmagazine.com/2009/07/27/punch-lines-to-the-100-most-offensive-jokes-of-all-time/
Dancing Birds Got Talent
http://www.buzzhunt.co.uk/2009/08/05/dancing-birds-got-talent/
Mr. Show - The Limits of Science
Funniest commercial ever?
http://tvofthefuture.com/funniest-commercial-ever/
Airplane Toilet Paper Trick
http://yesbitch.net/2009/video/airplane-toilet-paper-trick/
Most Outrageous Live TV Moments
Report: 90% Of Waking Hours Spent Staring At Glowing Rectangles
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/report_90_of_waking_hours_spent?utm_source=a-section
Best Budlight Commercial Ever - Beer & Porn
South Park: Fat Beard
http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/220764/?autoplay=false
BMW F800S Garage Door Opener
Satan is Using Olympics Volleyball to Get Young Boys to Masturbate!
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2008/august/olympicvolleyball.html
The NASA Urine Recycler took 10 years to develop. Watch the testing videos.
Secretary's Resimay (Resume)
http://perfectlaugh.blogspot.com/2008/05/secretarys-resimay-resume.html
Sporno: 20 Pictures In Which Sport and Porn Collide
http://betting.betfair.com/sports/oddly-enough/sporno-20-pictures-in-which-sport-and-porn-collide-170309.html
Rodney Dangerfield on the Tonight Show
Bill Gate's wife Melinda has a dirty little secret
Johnny Carson and Jack Webb
The Assumption Song
http://www.shoutfile.com/watch/3whpWvuL/The-Assumption-Song.html
South Park Mr. Garrison- merry fucking christmas
Scientists report global warming has caused women's vaginas to cool down by 25 degrees in past year!
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i44888
The Best of Yahoo! Answers=20
http://www.sodahead.com/blog/30817/the-best-of-yahoo-answers/?link=3Dsamf
Real Estate Downfall
Gay Scientists Isolate Christian Gene
Rowan Atkinson - Invisible Drum Kit
Invisible Rope
Eddie Izzard- Death Star Canteen
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw&feature=email
Eddie Izzard - Covered In Bees
Study: 38 Percent Of People Not Actually Entitled To Their Opinion
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/61948
VistaPhone: The Great IPhone Killer
http://extremelyfunny.info/vistaphone-the-great-iphone-killer/
Chris Rock - How not to get your ass kicked by the police!
ERNEST BORGNINE - Secret to Old Age
Encore
George Carlin Airport Security
George Carlin on Soft Language
The Seven Words
Gays cause global warming
http://www.weeklyworldinquisitor.com/gays_cause_global_warming.html
Domino noodle effect
http://cherrymind.com/video/?id=56577
Dave Barry on the Economic Stimulus Payment
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/rnr/656058113.html
Monty Python - Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook
Happy Birthday George Carlin!http://bsalert.com/news/1814/Happy_Birthday_George_Carlin.html
Male optical illusion
http://www.guzer.com/pictures/male_optical_illusion.jpg
When Grandma Goes To Court
http://forums.wincustomize.com/304027
Hilarious Attempt to Capture Illegal Aliens fleeing a van.
Spitzer Jokes
http://www.mahalo.com/Spitzer_Jokes
Apparently, the front fell off.
http://www.hutton-web-design.co.uk/tanker.html
Shakespeare Insulter
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?
How Grandma Sees The Remote
http://gizmodo.com/357331/how-grandma-sees-the-remote
Cop eats pot brownies and calls 911 FREAKING out!
http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-us&tab=c150&fg=>1=9951&vid=52E6950
The Evolution of a Programmer
http://www.ariel.com.au/jokes/The_Evolution_of_a_Programmer.html
What's at the end of the Rainbow?
http://www.canucklehead.ca/_Media/potomolsongolden_large.jpeg
Hale & Pace - Marbles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSHZY_JCV0U
ITALIAN TIME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTtq2bMSy5w&feature=
Spiders on drugs
http://www.snotr.com/video/639
Bad Day at the office!
Anti-Ticket Donut!
http://www.antiticketdonut.com/index.htm
Apprentice: TRUMP VS. MANSON
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXp397pEP2g
Kissing Test
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JlevdGvGcJM
This equation should be taught in all math classes!
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are
giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How
about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 1! 5 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
Jessica Simpson vs. George Bush http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qWXNF75n8o&mode=related&search=
25 Great Calvin and Hobbes Strips http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/calvinhobbes.htm
Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they
collide. The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that
I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to
where I was going."
The second old guy says, "That's OK, It's a
coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm
getting a little desperate."
The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What
does she look like?"
The second old guy says: "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red
hair, blue eyes, long legs, big bust, and is wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?"
To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter, --- let's look for yours."
Laughter is contagious !
Introducing...................the Apple iRack http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-KWYYIY4jQ
Chris Rock - Bring the Pain http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWdUJsY1Szg&
500 Mostly Useless Facts http://www.djtech.net/humor/useless_facts.htm
Stewart: If there was a bull in china shop, Cheney would blame the china http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/january2007/260107stewart.htm
Google circa 1960 http://fury.com/google-circa-1960.php