Monty Python: Marriage counselor


Star Wars Subway Car


Batman Meets the Riddler (from Front Page Films)


The Two Ronnies - Star Trek


Creatively Funny Doormats (24 Mats) http://www.dumpaday.com/humor-pictures/creatively-funny-doormats-24-mats/
10 Amazing Practical Jokes


Mimefield


Space Cats


Comics I Don't Understand http://comicsidontunderstand.com/wordpress/
Sexy Yellow Bikini


Best of just for laughs ( 2011 ) HQ


British Performer imitating a Hindi Song


Paperback Charlie Brown http://paperbackcharliebrown.blogspot.com/
IGN's Top 5 Comedies of All-Time


G-Male


Brilliantly smart-ass responses to completely well-meaning signs. http://www.happyplace.com/4286/brilliantly-sarcastic-responses-to-completely-well-meaning-signs
George Carlin on Fat People


Frozen Grand Central


one-liners and bumper stickers http://capecodhistory.us/quotes/stupidity.html
The Mute Button


Kurt Vonnegut on the Shapes of Stories


The Boy with Tape on His Face Comedy Rocks Ep 1.


Rowan Atkinson Live - The Good Loser


Psychatric Answering Machine Typography Animation


Mitch Hedberg Compilation Part 2


The Assumption Song


Mitch Hedberg Compilation


World's oldest joke traced back to 1900 BC http://www.reuters.com/article/2008/07/31/us-joke-odd-idUSKUA14785120080731
Killer Biscuits wanted for attempted Murder ! http://i.imgur.com/hSXCK.jpg
1940s - 1950s Comics http://www.fritziritz.com/
Elephant Jokes http://www.yuksrus.com/animals_elephant.html
Facebook CIA Project: The Onion News Network


Truths For Mature Humans http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/1550548262/truths-for-mature-humans-chloesomeone
Jimeoin - Edinburgh Comedy Fest 2010


Caught in the Act http://www.break.com/pictures/caught-in-the-act-1984499
My Blackberry Is Not Working! - The One Ronnie, Preview - BBC One


Sickipedia http://www.sickipedia.org/
If Rednecks Ruled http://fxb.worth1000.com/contests/1721/if-rednecks-ruled
That Mitchell and Webb Look - Apprentice


Fake Science http://fakescience.tumblr.com/
Sign Spotting http://www.signspotting.com/
Just good fun for a Thursday morning http://thechive.com/2010/08/12/just-good-fun-for-a-thursday-morning-30-photos/?obref=obinsite
Girl quits her job on dry erase board, emails entire office (33 Photos) http://thechive.com/2010/08/10/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/
The First Ten Shirts I Plan on Buying My Unborn Baby http://www.uncoached.com/2009/03/12/the-first-ten-shirts-i-plan-on-buying-my-unborn-baby/
Vintage book covers with unintentionally dirty titles http://pzrservices.typepad.com/vintageadvertising/2010/05/vintage-book-covers-with-unintentionally-dirty-titles.html
20 Comically Burned Out Signs [Pics] http://www.boredville.com/32887/20-Comically-Burned-Out-Signs-Pics
Blunt Card http://bluntcard.com/
In the know: Should we be shaming obese children more. http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_should_we_be_shaming
Behind The Burger: The Sad Reality of Ronald McDonald http://topcultured.com/behind-the-burger-the-sad-reality-of-ronald-mcdonald/
25 Best RedNeck Weddings http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/gallery:redwedding#1917566
20 Homemade Things That Shouldn't Be Home-Made http://topcultured.com/20-things-that-shouldnt-be-home-made/
NRA Pushes For Personal Atom Bomb For Every American http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201002190842/nra-pushes-for-personal-atom-bomb-for-every-american/
25 Great Moments In Brutal Honesty http://www.manofest.com/Galleries/Funny/25-Great-Moments-In-Brutal-Honesty/Honest-Liquor-Store-8926.html#joomimg
Richard Simmons calls a Redneck - BEST EVER PRANK CALL


20 Things In Nature That Look Exactly Like Boobs http://whipitoutcomedy.com/2009/10/06/20-things-in-nature-that-look-exactly-like-boobs/
Most Hilarious Photo Booth Pranks


Wrong Hole


I Beat Anorexia http://www.manofest.com/Galleries/Funny/40-People-Wearing-T-Shirts-They-Shouldn-t-Be-Wearing/40-People-Wearing-T-Shirts-They-Shouldn-t-Be-Wearing-269.html
Star Trek Meets Monty Python


BEST bull riding EVER


Banned Commercials - Durex


Bill Cosby Noah


Punchlines To The 100 Most Offensive Jokes of All-Time http://coedmagazine.com/2009/07/27/punch-lines-to-the-100-most-offensive-jokes-of-all-time/
Dancing Birds Got Talent http://www.buzzhunt.co.uk/2009/08/05/dancing-birds-got-talent/
Mr. Show - The Limits of Science


Funniest commercial ever? http://tvofthefuture.com/funniest-commercial-ever/
Airplane Toilet Paper Trick http://yesbitch.net/2009/video/airplane-toilet-paper-trick/
Most Outrageous Live TV Moments


Report: 90% Of Waking Hours Spent Staring At Glowing Rectangles http://www.theonion.com/content/news/report_90_of_waking_hours_spent?utm_source=a-section
Best Budlight Commercial Ever - Beer & Porn


South Park: Fat Beard http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/220764/?autoplay=false
BMW F800S Garage Door Opener


Satan is Using Olympics Volleyball to Get Young Boys to Masturbate! http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2008/august/olympicvolleyball.html
The NASA Urine Recycler took 10 years to develop. Watch the testing videos.


Secretary's Resimay (Resume) http://perfectlaugh.blogspot.com/2008/05/secretarys-resimay-resume.html
Sporno: 20 Pictures In Which Sport and Porn Collide http://betting.betfair.com/sports/oddly-enough/sporno-20-pictures-in-which-sport-and-porn-collide-170309.html
Rodney Dangerfield on the Tonight Show


Bill Gate's wife Melinda has a dirty little secret


Johnny Carson and Jack Webb, Copper Clappers


The Assumption Song http://www.shoutfile.com/watch/3whpWvuL/The-Assumption-Song.html
South Park Mr. Garrison- merry fucking christmas


Scientists report global warming has caused women's vaginas to cool down by 25 degrees in past year! http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i44888
The Best of Yahoo! Answers=20 http://www.sodahead.com/blog/30817/the-best-of-yahoo-answers/?link=3Dsamf
Real Estate Downfall


Gay Scientists Isolate Christian Gene


Rowan Atkinson - Invisible Drum Kit


Invisible Rope


Eddie Izzard- Death Star Canteen http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw&feature=email
Eddie Izzard - Covered In Bees


Study: 38 Percent Of People Not Actually Entitled To Their Opinion http://www.theonion.com/content/node/61948
VistaPhone: The Great IPhone Killer http://extremelyfunny.info/vistaphone-the-great-iphone-killer/
Chris Rock - How not to get your ass kicked by the police!


ERNEST BORGNINE - Secret to Old Age


George Carlin Airport Security


George Carlin on Soft Language


The Seven Words


Gays cause global warming http://www.weeklyworldinquisitor.com/gays_cause_global_warming.html
Domino noodle effect http://cherrymind.com/video/?id=56577
Dave Barry on the Economic Stimulus Payment http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/rnr/656058113.html
Monty Python - Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook


Happy Birthday George Carlin!http://bsalert.com/news/1814/Happy_Birthday_George_Carlin.html
Male optical illusion http://www.guzer.com/pictures/male_optical_illusion.jpg
When Grandma Goes To Court http://forums.wincustomize.com/304027
Hilarious Attempt to Capture Illegal Aliens fleeing a van.


Spitzer Jokes http://www.mahalo.com/Spitzer_Jokes
Apparently, the front fell off. http://www.hutton-web-design.co.uk/tanker.html
Shakespeare Insulter http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?
How Grandma Sees The Remote http://gizmodo.com/357331/how-grandma-sees-the-remote
Cop eats pot brownies and calls 911 FREAKING out! http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-us&tab=c150&fg=>1=9951&vid=52E6950
Sumsing Turbo 3000 English Version


The Evolution of a Programmer http://www.ariel.com.au/jokes/The_Evolution_of_a_Programmer.html
What's at the end of the Rainbow? http://www.canucklehead.ca/_Media/potomolsongolden_large.jpeg
Hale & Pace - Marbles


ITALIAN TIME


Spiders on drugs http://www.snotr.com/video/639
BAD DAY AT THE OFFICE (COMPILATION REMIX)


Anti-Ticket Donut! http://www.antiticketdonut.com/index.htm
Kissing Test





This equation should be taught in all math classes!

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 1! 5 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.




Jessica Simpson vs. George Bush


25 Great Calvin and Hobbes Strips http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/calvinhobbes.htm




Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The second old guy says, "That's OK, It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?"

The second old guy says: "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big bust, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?"

To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter, --- let's look for yours."




Laughter is contagious !
glumbert - Laughter is contagious


Chris Rock - Bring the Pain http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWdUJsY1Szg&
500 Mostly Useless Facts http://www.djtech.net/humor/useless_facts.htm
Stewart: If there was a bull in china shop, Cheney would blame the china http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/january2007/260107stewart.htm
Google circa 1960 http://fury.com/google-circa-1960.php